“99 Bananas” is a banana-flavoured schnapps. Sadly it isn’t called “99 Bananas” because each bottle is made from 99 bananas. No ... it’s because the schnapps is 99% proof. What else is there to say? Nothing really, because I’ve never tried it, (we gorillas don’t like alcohol).

However, for humans (adult humans, that is) who might like to give this drink a go (purely in the interest of science), click here for a few cocktail recipes.

I had intended to post this tomorrow, as it would have been especially appropriate for my ninety-ninth banana-post. However, I have something else planned for April 1st! 