

Delicious but deadly! That’s bananas for you. Statistics prove it: More people are killed each year by slipping on a banana skin than from shark attacks and ingrown toenails combined!
Here are the ten places you should absolutely NEVER drop your banana skin!
#1
At the top of a flight of stairs.
#2
Outside a store selling crystal goblets.
#3
At the exit of a maternity ward.
#4
On the rim of an active volcano.
#5
Ahead of two men carrying a piano.
#6
Beside an open sewer in a heat wave.
#7
In front of a pyramid of monkeys on a unicycle.
#8
Two steps ahead of an enormously fat woman walking a very tiny poodle.
#9
Near to an open grave.
#10
Behind someone who has just built a model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa entirely out of matchsticks.
Okay, I know they’re biodegradable, but remember ... a good bananaphile always disposes of their banana skins safely.

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